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Bloody Musical Newsrag

by Brett Horton

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1.
Politicians telling tall tales taller than tall Paul Bunyan But nowadays I only ever get my news straight from the Onion Buy yourself a cookie or else you're gonna cut the girl scouts fundin' Hey, did you hear the news? Colourmusic's vinyl burned up in London Trying to decide on my fate guess I'll just go flip a coin Heads or tails, I'll just keep on walking through the Tenderloin Click of a button and this song flies like magic crost the ocean Materializes in your headphones, a teleporting motion Everything going on at the same time, something always leads to something, bombs going boom boom, kids in the classroom and everyone still bumping, bumping, Babe, don't you be blue, you know we're gonna pull this cart through. If the whole wagon tips over, I won't pin it on you. So join in the chorus, all chime in and sing a little song for us, for us, for us, for us! Girl saw flashes on the screen, now I'm sure everyone has seen her Just another witness in the case made against Anthony Weiner Well, vote a good actor in for a leader and no one's the keener He left with an hasta la vista baby off to see his housecleaner Yea'll some so greedy, some so needy till the whole stock market crashes, Woody would tell ya (one reason I'm playing) this machine here kills fascists So join in the chorus... Everything going on at the same time!
2.
7 dollars and 25 cents doesn't make much sense to survive on this I'd go quit it and get another job but where oh where oh where? You conquered this land, you're the burger tyrant saying live on this, but I know I can't even while slaving for you full-time, I can't even pay my rent It's just too high too high too high and I never get to own a little piece of it It just goes down the drain, the drain of the landlord who never even fixes it and they tell me it's my own fault for working for you There's many things wrong with this world o yes and I'm no longer going to stand for it I'm gonna stand and shout my right come and join this strike if you do so like they say if you don't like it, by God, you can quit and that's what we're doing, we won't put up with yr shit Everywhere I look it's class warfare People trying to make a living in a world unfair New York, Chicago, St. Louis, Detroit not showing up today for you to exploit You might think without the poor there'd be no incentive to make more but we just want a living wage this minimum wage keeps us in a cage It's just too high too high 2 hi and I never get to own a little piece of it it just goes down the drain the drain work all day for no sick pay and not a single benefit and you tell me it's my own fault for working for you!
3.
Songs of social injustice It’s just us yes you and me Just you and me and our company And that’s what makes our country We are living in the land of the free I will tell you what happened to me I went out one late dark eve The police told us to leave I was sitting all by myself They said that I had to go right then No reason I was just sitting there Closing time was a quarter hour This is how they abuse their power They accused me of being drunk I was placed under their arrest They refused me any test They took me to the station There they counted my money short I was caged in a jail cell They made me pay them their fine If they can’t find crime they’ll make one up A judge won’t listen to you on your own Playing God on his powerful throne Any good lawyer will cost your rent If you eat well that money’s all spent I will make a wish with one cent We are living in the land of the free Take it back take it back now Songs of social injustice Speak to us yes you and me I am only speaking my mind This kind of thing happens all of the time All we want is to find our peace Instead of being harrassed by police So many working for minimum wage It keeps you locked up inside of a cage While the big man takes the day off Waving his smile as he plays his golf I will tell you about my friend Every day he works outside One night talking in a group of friends They strolled in and took him outside While all the sleepers were rolling in shrugs That’s when they planted him with drugs He was cuffed in humility They made him pay them their fine If they can’t find crime they’ll make one up Don’t forget what they’ve done to you and me We are living in the land of the free Land of the free yes home of the brave I will die before I’m a slave They are scared of each other So they fight their sisters and brothers Everywhere I go I’m asked for my ID Take a good look and believe that it’s me
4.
Bomb! You bomb me, I'll bomb you And we'll all bomb a bomb a bomb Best be in a brighter state of mind read the sign Problem in mind Well, I've got this problem of mine It's not dyin' But to live in a world unkind I don't even know, you know, you don't know I've got the bomb me blues I've even lost my loose screws I've got the bomb blew me up blues... Oh, they pull it on you, and everyone, too What's the news? It's bomb me blues! We lose when we get blown up out of our shoes Oh human made death angry god~ I've got the bomb me blues They all have lost their loose screws I've got the bomb blew me up blues Oh, so confused, they light the fuse It is a way to end everything It is a way to end it And it can come for you Yes, it could. It wouldn't be too good now It can come for you When you dropped it What were you on? Oh, maybe, Timmy was on the bomb Look out- Timmy came down with the bomb And I've got the bomb me blues We all have lost our loose screws I've got the clue me in blues I've got the do me in blues We all have lost all of our last few loose screws And I've got the bomb blew me up blues! The bomb blew me blues
5.
A knife cut down And took the life of Kenneth Bigley His message was broadcast on the TV He was kidnapped on the 16th of September Along with more innocents to remember The brutal captors laid forth their harsh demand To the attention of the British command The world watched stunned, they rallied for his case The world looked upon the hostage’s face The news spread truth though there’s bound to be rumors There’s different stories concerning all of the prisoners Kenneth Bigley, it is told was a civil engineer Rebuilding a country torn by hate and fear The world heard his plea for them to listen For all the women to be freed from the prison His image was captured on a videotape It was reported that he came close to escape He calmly said: “I am just a simple man Who wants a simple life, I beg you…” Understand… While the bombs dropped, while the guns crawled on their hunts “I’m not afraid,” he said, “You only die once.” The missiles shrieked too loud to be heard through a war Like John the Baptist he was beheaded over what he stood for Whoever’s right, whoever may be wrong Will do what you will, will say your belief No matter still, however you may see it How you look at it, whoever’s side you’re on You can be certain, yes, you surely can agree There was a hero once named Kenneth Bigley
6.
Breadwinner 03:11
If you want to have a fancy career there's only so much to go around only so much to go around only so much to go around keep it in mind when you're out on the town and you see somebody else down Who's the breadwinner? Who's going to put your dinner on the table? Who is willing and able? Who's going to cook your meal tonight? Who's bringing home the bacon? We're making this all too complicated Through all kinds of weather We'll do our laundry together If you want to feed the whole world I'm sure there's plenty bread but the other bread, instead, you know I'm not sure why, but, there's only so much to go around only so much to go around only so much to go around Keep it in mind when you're out on the town and you see your brother down Who's the breadwinner? Who's going to put your dinner on the table? Who is willing and able? Who's going to cook your meal tonight? Who's bringing home the bacon? We're making this all too complicated If you're worried about your role it's now how the world will rock and roll Who's the breadwinner? Who's going to put your dinner on the table? Who is willing and able? Who's going to cook your meal tonight? Who's bringing home the bacon? We're making this all too complicated Through all kinds of weather We'll do our laundry together
7.
HelpX Song 04:05
I want a holiday where I won't have to pay I'll just go far away and go stay and play and go work on the farm and go paint the barn I'll go pick wild berries and sample the dairies I want free room and board where I'll never get bored I'll just swat the flies and make blackberry pies and go eat all the fruit and not spend any loot and then I'll chop the log and go fetch the dog I'll go feed the pigs and go coast on the bikes and take hikes round the lake and go stroll around the forest and bake a cake for us for goodness sake I'll go backpackin' and go kayakin' and go hunt for the eggs and eat chicken legs Now we're living on the range found it on Help Exchange I'll grab the fallen apples from the old apple tree and go flying down the hill going whoo and whee i'll pull up a lettuce head to make sure we're well fed with something good to eat and the beets are all red (or "the Beats are all read") We'll have dinner outside while drinking hard cider telling jokes and ghost stories to make your eyes wider i'll go take some coffee down from the shelf and mix it with cream that I milked myself We'll have a bowl of borscht, after the dishes are warshed I'll go play my guitar out on the patio You'll be snapping yr fingers like you're some daddy-o 3rd verse~ same as 1st verse except "damson berries" instead of "wild berries"
8.
Well, I have the hope that right about now you will legalize dope 'cause there's too many people locked up in jail I'm not saying you should use I'm only saying you have a right to choose without having to pay for some made-up dues Yeah, I've smoked it myself and any law that's pertaining to health should not empty the pockets of the commonwealth Oh, give me the key to unlock the merchants who are persecuted locked up and looted I'm not saying I condone always going and getting stoned but it really isn't my place or say anyway Yeah, I have the hope that right about now you will legalize dope 'cause there's too many people rotting in jail We're in the land of the free home of the brave so if we're really free Light up and see! yeah Why are you sending the cops when right round the corner you give them head shops? Then you go out and bust someone for paraphernalia... Why is it illegal when it's just as natural as a bald eagle? Really doesn't make any sense, I'll tell ya
9.
(In Observance of World Naked Bike Ride) Let's ride a bike naked through the streets Wear anything you like, preferably nothing Let's ride a bike naked through Portland This is like a strike, we're saying something important More like a streak to protest oil dependency They drive everywhere, yeah, the cities have the tendency Or ride a uni-bike or ride on a skateboard or anything random, yes, we'll go riding in tandem "Bare as you dare" but maybe you should wear some underwear if you are borrowing my bike! but you can ride it if you like I like oil, but we are so spoiled I like oil, but the land is so spoiled I like oil, but we are so spoiled! So let's ride a bike naked through the streets..!
10.
Sitting on a stool Cause I took a nap Now I’m wearing a dunce cap And I don’t know why I’m going to school I stayed up all night Worried to death I was all out of breath I was listening to my parents fight Checkmarks by my name On the chalkboard If I get one more Ah, I really don’t know why I came I am called a brat The kids tease me I just can’t please them, see I don’t like being called that I paid attention But I chewed some gum So they checked another one And now I have a detention ISD In School Detention, see They are calling me a failure Before they’ve seen my highest deed Make me stay some more Where I don’t want to be Where I’m never, ever free And I think I’m gonna start a war Give me busy work And waste all of my time And tell me to be quiet And your kind of teaching don’t work I feel like a fool Sitting on your stool Sitting in your school So I’m going to break your rule I could get a gun A deadly one It’s the latest fashion While drooling my tongue I could shoot you while you run And then shoot myself So it’s too late for help With a detention But that doesn’t need to be done Cause I will hitch a ride I’ll leave town on my bike I will leave tonight And just hope that the Lord will provide So it’s funny When I think about how They’re the ones who wanted to be All the ones with the glory By putting me down And making me feel Like a tramp in their town Pretty soon they will see That it’s everyone who’ll hear about me
11.
Communism with a Capitalist "C" See how many you can control with your soul-sucking patrol blaming petroleum for your disease All the while I was begging on my knees Totalitarian, your time is nearly done They've come to topple you with freedom Your power is fake, you only control who is fooled, you own no soul Idiot ideology, separating society God, why must there be more than one religion? outlawing love by denomination... My God is God of All, All is One
12.
Throw throw throw a tomato oh oh at the people on the stage and they will go go go go go and eat it with all their heart heart heart heart Making mistakes turn into art art art art You threw it, he threw it, she threw it You threw it, he threw it, she threw it You threw it, I threw it, he threw it, she threw it through it through it through it, blew it blew it blew it! Starving artists work the hardest Starving artists work their heart out Starving artists work the hardest trying to make the old new and beautiful in a world of doubt Talk talk talk down on me me me me I'll talk back to you and we will see see see see but what good is that gonna do do do do for all of the people of the future?? I'll bet that you do have an artist in you At whatever it is you are I'll bet you are an artist, too Starving artists work the hardest Starving artists work their heart out Starving artists work the hardest trying to make the old new turn beautiful in a world of doubt

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released July 24, 2014

Made in the USA & China

Written, Recorded & Performed by Brett Horton

Mastered by Joel Hibbs, Shanghai Studio, Ponca City, OK

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